Rage ( R21 entry )

Worked in the company for 7 days already.. Finally get to know the tradition of the company.. or at least, there are 6 lessons the boss wants to teach me:

1) Kindly fuck off the company on the dot after office hours. We don't want you to do OT unnecessarily cos we don't want to pay you more. Not even a single cent you greedy pig.

2) Don't do your things so fast. We don't like it. If not we will let you shred papers to waste time.

3) Don't be proactive cos you are always wrong. Be a puppet. I ask you to go eat, you must go eat. If you go shit i will fuck you also. I want you to call the customer once to ask for money. Don't bloody act smart and call two times understand? If not i fuck you.

4) No complains from the customer. Let them fuck you whatever they like, if not i will fuck you.

5) Don't come too early also. Either be on the dot or be late. If not i will ask why you come so early to work. Who knows i may fuck you as well for coming early you money sucker.

6) As a new bird, even the most useless bird in the company can fuck you. Even if the useless bird cannot fuck you, it will suck up to the older birds to fuck you. Be polite to the useless bird also, if not get ready to get fuck.

Believe it or not, anyone at anytime from any place can scold me as if i'm a dirt.

I finally know what to do in the company. Get fucked.